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BOW WOW BLOG
by NJAIII
December 8,. 2009
Here I sit at
the counter of Das Fog Coffee shop, writing
the first of new set of entries about Extendio
Humerus, i.e. Wands,
Umbrellas, Sticks, Cameras, Canes, Batons,
Spoons, Pens,
Pencils, the whole gamut...
Most people
are totally clueless about Unusual Tools.
That's because of years of
popular rumours of what "Wands" really are.
People thought the Earth was
flat for a long time too.
At least the
new stories and rumors about Unusual Tools
has at least given people the hint of an
idea the
possibility about Travel. But truthfully? I've been
doing this for
DECADES before it got to be such a big fad.
I just didn't say anything before. People
would call me crazy. "It's just a story."
Hate to break
it to you...
I don't suspect that one out
of ten thousand people reading this BOW WOW Blog will ever truly, really, understand
what it all means-- what it means to TRAVEL
with a WAND.

But,
I will make an effort here for those couple
of people who do get it.
That's how it
was at Stingo's Brain Lab- hundreds of
people went through the lab for years-
a few REALLY got what he was trying to
actually show them.
Okay. So that's how it is.
Wands are the
same.
"BOW WOW"?
Sorry. Most people
don't know yet....
Book Of Wands' Way
Of Wands.
The irony in
all of this is that people are totally
SURROUNDED by Wands and Unusual Tools.
Likely, right
now, you are sitting reading this with an
Unusual Tool within your grasp- Something
that could transport you to beyond the end of the galaxy and back.
And you don't
even know it.
-Niles J.
Abercrumby Jr. III
December 8,.
2009 |